Lambert Flows

A few weeks ago I had the pleasure of reading my work at the International Anthony Burgess Foundation in Manchester. If you haven’t been, you should. I was merely a warm-up nonentity before the main attraction, Magnus Mills, a tall and genial fellow in a noticeable shirt. He looks like Syd Little and sounds like Tommy Cooper. He  entertained the crowd with  a selection of droll readings, my favourite being a telephone interaction between a less than forthcoming grocer and an increasingly exasperated customer. Mills himself likened it to a Python sketch. He was very good.  But let’s return to the nonentity.  I read from a work in progress. The piece seemed to acceptable to a boisterous crowd hungry for Mills. Indeed, nothing unsavoury was hurled in my direction. Does that count as success?

Jamie Stewart reviewed the event for Humanity Hallows. I was pleased to see what he’d written:

“Lambert flows through Dublin,” Stephen Hargadon begins as he kicked off the night with the equally hilarious and gruesome story of a “faded, rather hairy pop-star from the 1960s, who hides himself away in the West of Ireland.” It’s hard to listen to Hargadon’s prose without feeling Dublin around you, hearing the river and the voices curl nearby. “Lambert is observing, listening, walking.” Hargadon’s ear for city sounds is both disarming and utterly charming. Hargadon has previously had his work published in Black Static and Popshot.”

To be pedantic, Lambert was strolling, not flowing, through Dublin. But no matter. My dulcet tones, combined with a dry mouth, probably led to the confusion. Indeed, it was a happy mistake. I rather like the idea of Lambert flowing through Dublin like the Liffey. Constructive criticism at its finest. (BS Johnson thought critics a waste of space unless they could suggest improvements.)  As for the dry mouth, there must have been something in the air that night, for Magnus Mills reached for his glass of water several times to pacify a mutinous throat.

An enjoyable and instructive evening for all concerned.

Take out or eat in

 

Hollywood Chicken: a new story

“Happens to me quite a bit. People think they know me. Perhaps they do. I wouldn’t know. I’m not a people person.”

Hollywood Chicken was published in issue two of LossLit Magazine and can be read in full here.

LossLit is an attempt by its co-creators, Kit Caless and Aki Schilz, to explore the various influences of loss in literature. The project aims to produce a body of work that will look at loss from all angles, alongside its online micro-project, the #LossLit hashtag on Twitter. Find out more at losslit.com.

Each contributor is asked to pick a book concerned with loss. You can read about my choice in the magazine.

Enjoy the story. And don’t forget to clean up after yourself.

The Visitors

Do yourself a favour and check out the Brown Bear. You know you’re thirsty.

Stephen Hargadon The Visitors

New story The Visitors is published in Black Static 45.

http://ttapress.com/blackstatic/

The March–April issue contains new dark fiction by Steve Rasnic Tem, S.P. Miskowski, Laura Mauro, Stephen Hargadon, Emily B. Cataneo, Andrew Hook, Cate Gardner, and Danny Rhodes. The cover art is by Richard Wagner, and interior illustrations are by Richard Wagner, and Ben Baldwin. The usual features are present, including the regular comment columns by Stephen Volk (Coffinmaker’s Blues) and Lynda E. Rucker (Notes From the Borderland); Blood Spectrum by Tony Lee (DVD/Blu-ray/VoD reviews); Case Notes by Peter Tennant (book reviews), which includes an extensive interview with Helen Marshall.

 

 

January Update: World of Hargadon

January has been a busy and productive month. I’ve finished three short stories. (Or rather I finally reached a point where I found their imperfections tolerable, almost likeable. Call it a kind of marriage.)

Most of my recent stories – “World of Trevor”, “The Bury Line” ­– have been urban affairs. John Gray, George Crease, Savoury Vince and others inhabit a zone of sodden pubs and airless offices. Thrusters, topers, mumblers, texters: they breathe the sullied air of the city, its spores and dirt.

One of my new stories, however, takes place in the north-west of Ireland, where the raw Atlantic brawls and roars along the coast. It’s a landscape I know well, having spent many a long summer there as a child. Damp rooms and pictures of Jesus. Red lemonade and soda bread. Cowpats, silage, incessant rain. But it wasn’t these memories that drove the story. It is based on an old Irish myth.

With my second January production, I returned to more familiar territory. A love-affair (of sorts) set in the type of ordinary, concrete and glass office-block we see in most cities. (Or perhaps we don’t see them at all.)

The third story features, among other delights, an encounter in a fried chicken shop.

The stories are out there now, in the ether, looking for a home, a refuge. I’ll let you know if any of them find shelter.

Earlier this month I took the train to London. I visited two exhibitions: Terror and Wonder – The Gothic Imagination at the British Library and the Institute of Sexology at the Wellcome Collection. Both were highly enjoyable. The Institute of Sexology runs till September 2015 and is free to enter. So if you’re ever strolling along the Euston Road and fancy something stimulating, the Wellcome is well worth a visit. Natty cafe and shop, too.

I have not bought any new clothes. This is not really a resolution. More a vague aim. I reacquaint myself with those hardly-worn shirts at the back of the wardrobe. I tell myself that not buying clothes is a very eco-friendly, earth-loving thing to do. But it is probably no more than the start of a rampant miserliness. By the end of the year I will be reduced to digging out ever more obscure items from the wardrobe, from under the bed: I’ll be drinking my fruit mocktail in the Ape and Apple wearing pink swimming trunks and a leather poncho. Please note: accessories do not count as clothes. So I will no doubt acquire a scarf-a-day habit. I’ll be bandaged in scarves, a Tootal mummy.

I continue to amass books. The other day I popped into Oxfam on Oldham Road. I merely wanted to escape the cold. I came out with Astrid Proll’s Baader Meinhof: Pictures on the Run 67-77, a first edition of Burgess’s MF (with dustjacket), and a cheeky little volume on saucy seaside postcards. They join the ever-expanding, ever-rising ziggurat of unread books . . . Derek Raymond’s He Died With His Eyes Open and A State of Denmark; Walls by Marcello Di Cintio; The Drinker, Hans Fallada; Another Part of the Wood, Beryl Bainbridge; Nightmare Movies, Kim Newman; Nightmare Alley, William Lindsay Gresham; DF Lewis’s The Last Balcony (signed); John Collier; Knausgaard; Woody Allen;  Gogol; Stephen King; Vivid Faces by RF Foster;  This Way for the Gas, Ladies and Gentlemen by Borowski; Lee Rourke’s The Canal;  Ann Quin, Berg; Randall by Gibbs; Nikil Saval’s Cubed; Elspeth Davie’s The High Tide Walker. And the list of the Unread keeps growing. One night, as I lie in bed, these books, the great Unread, will rise from their dusty shelves and entomb me.

But before I sleep I must work. I must get back to the real stuff. And so should you.

Black Static 42

Issue 42 of Black Static is nearly with us. Demand it from your local newsagent. As well as the The Bury Line, the September-October edition contains new fiction by Sara Saab, Alyssa Wong, Noah Wareness, Matthew Cheney, David D. Levine and Kristi DeMeester. The cover art is by Dave Senecal, and interior illustrations are by Richard Wagner, Vincent Sammy, and Ben Baldwin.

I’m particularly pleased with the artwork that accompanies The Bury Line. The tramline graphic is a neat touch.

You can read more about the stories and art in issue 42 here.